憨憨的朋友圈句子，看一次笑一次

钱多多 • 2022年4月30日 pm1:10 • 云端转发 • 阅读 92

一段一秒的语音我听了四年，这是专情吗？哦不，这是Timi!

A one-second voice I listened to for four years, is this special? Oh no, this is Timi!

我养了一条狗叫溜溜，一天我出去遛狗，邻居说：“老铁溜溜溜啊”。

I have a dog called snuck, one day I went out to walk the dog, the neighbor said: "old iron slip ah."

你上午起不来，我中午刚醒，他通宵到八点说早安，我们都有猝死的未来。

You can't get up in the morning, I just woke up at noon, he said good morning all night until eight o'clock, we all have a future of sudden death.

上课瞌睡王，下课干饭王，学校孤寡王，简称王中王。

Class sleeping king, dry rice king after class, school widowed king, referred to as King Zhong Wang.

就说大半夜哪里来的阳光，原来是上完厕所的我顺便对镜子笑了那么一下。

Say where the sun came in the middle of the night, it turned out to be after going to the toilet I smiled in the mirror by the way.

当我的朋友陷入低谷，我总会鼓励他们，黑夜总会过去，而他们听进去的往往只有‘夜总会’三个字。

When my friends fall into the doldrums, I always encourage them to go to black nightclubs, and they often hear only the word 'nightclub'.

梦想还是要有的，不然哪天喝多了你跟人聊啥。

Dreams still have to be, otherwise one day drink too much what you talk to people about.

别的女孩换衣服：轻解罗裳；我换衣服：给小猪松绑。

Other girls change clothes: light solution Luo Wei; I change my clothes: untie the piglet.

小时候总听说，“现在长得不好看没关系，以后长开了就好了”，到现在，我没有长开，但是想开了

When I was a child always heard, "now look bad does not matter, after long open good", until now, I did not grow open, but want to open

你能不能去偷你对象的钱，请我喝杯芋泥啵啵奶茶。

Can you go to steal your object the money, asks me to drink the cup yu putty bo bo tea with milk.

最近老听到神秘的叮当声，经走近科学节目组调查，原来是我穷得叮当响，呜呜~

Recently heard the mysterious jingle, after approaching the scientific program group investigation, the original is my poor jingle, whining

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